Three wishes for a new year

Another new year by Jewish calendar. What do I wish for the following year?

  1. World peace
  2. Good health to all
  3. Get a decent, long waited for, implementation of Window Functions (aka Analytic Functions) for MySQL.

I mean, I like GROUP_CONCAT, and the many hacks it provides: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12]. But it makes for a poor substitution to Window Functions, and only solves a subset of issues.

My wishes in previous two years [2010], [2011] have not come true. I’m still willing to settle for two out of three.

3 thoughts on “Three wishes for a new year

  1. It’s 2016 and still no window functions in MySQL. πŸ™

    Also, no set operators.

    Also, dates work wacky and have too many datatype variations.

    I never should have left the first word of Oracle databases to slum it in MySQL land.

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