...you're traveling on family holiday, and each time you wish to suggest you should check up on the tourist information center, you repeatedly come up with: "Let's ask at the INFORMATION_SCHEMA and see what we can get".
Also, doing so while wearing an OpenSQL Camp T-shirt doesn't help.
A lot many friends cursed my wedding invite http://tinyurl.com/WeddingInviteSQL
Link | September 1st, 2011 at 9:57 am
Link | September 1st, 2011 at 10:34 am
Heh.
My vacation this year, our youngest daughter was still waking up and screaming several times a night. She would sit up in her bed, and my job (since I had no job to wake up to in the morning) was to go there and put her back to sleep.
Half asleep, I diligently kept count whether I should fail her over to the left side of the bed, or the right side. Later in the morning I became anxious because I couldn't remember which turn it was. I then woke up enough to realize she is not a MySQL master-master pair undergoing failover tests, and I can put her to sleep either way
The week before I had written a new Pacemaker MySQL agent.
Link | September 1st, 2011 at 11:48 am
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Link | September 6th, 2011 at 9:02 am