...you're traveling on family holiday, and each time you wish to suggest you should check up on the tourist information center, you repeatedly come up with: "Let's ask at the INFORMATION_SCHEMA and see what we can get". Also, doing so while wearing an OpenSQL Camp T-shirt doesn't help.
Check out the following tutorial that teaches you how to become a popular MySQL blog author: Complete strip: tales-of-the-trade-make-your-mysql-blog-popular-full.png
I'm still throwing papers to the trash and starting all over, fixing, rewriting and improving my talk at mysqlconf 2011, where I will be presenting openark-kit: MySQL utilities for everyday use. However I've got something up my sleeve: a benefit many can enjoy, that'll make me a respectful, popular and sought after speaker. While others [...]
Apparently the message from the comic below was not well conceived. Following the strip I've added some spoiler notes. This is not about bashing NoSQL. Apparently some people feel this way. This is about: Trying to judge/analyze NoSQL as if it were a single entity, thereby asking "should I use MySQL or NoSQL"? The fact [...]