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		<title>Tales of the Trade #4: new home for the MySQL dolphins</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlomi</dc:creator>
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		<title>Tales of the Trade #3: MySQL vs. NoSQL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the message from the comic below was not well conceived. Following the strip I&#8217;ve added some spoiler notes. This is not about bashing NoSQL. Apparently some people feel this way. This is about: Trying to judge/analyze NoSQL as if it were a single entity, thereby asking &#8220;should I use MySQL or NoSQL&#8221;? The fact [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently the message from the comic below was not well conceived.</p>
<p>Following the strip I&#8217;ve added some spoiler notes.<br />
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<p>This is not about bashing NoSQL. Apparently some people feel this way.</p>
<p>This is about:</p>
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<li>Trying to judge/analyze NoSQL as if it were a single entity, thereby asking &#8220;should I use MySQL or NoSQL&#8221;?</li>
<li>The fact Wikipedia defines NoSQL as a &#8220;movement&#8221; (who&#8217;s the leader?)</li>
<li>The fact that people are still arguing on how &#8220;MySQL&#8221; should be pronounced.</li>
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		<title>Tales of the Trade #2: The Oracle-Sun deal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlomi</dc:creator>
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		<title>Tales of the Trade #1: A day in the life of a MySQL instructor</title>
		<link>http://code.openark.org/blog/mysql/tales-of-the-trade-1-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-mysql-instructor</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shlomi</dc:creator>
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