{"id":3996,"date":"2011-09-27T09:39:23","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T07:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/?p=3996"},"modified":"2011-09-27T09:39:23","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T07:39:23","slug":"three-wishes-for-a-new-year-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/mysql\/three-wishes-for-a-new-year-2","title":{"rendered":"Three wishes for a new year"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>It&#8217;s another new year by Jewish calendar. And what do I wish for in the following year?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>World peace<\/li>\n<li>Good health to all<\/li>\n<li>Have <em>some<\/em> way to turn <strong>SHOW<\/strong> commands into <strong>SELECT<\/strong> statements, server side. I&#8217;m fervently trying to hack around this. Stored routines, export\/import from file, text manipulation, I don&#8217;t care! I want to <strong>SELECT seconds_behind_master somehow<\/strong>. Without plugins.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>PS, none of my <a href=\"http:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/mysql\/three-wishes-for-a-new-year\">last year&#8217;s wishes<\/a> came true. I&#8217;ll settle for two out of three.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another new year by Jewish calendar. And what do I wish for in the following year? World peace Good health to all Have some way to turn SHOW commands into SELECT statements, server side. I&#8217;m fervently trying to hack around this. Stored routines, export\/import from file, text manipulation, I don&#8217;t care! I want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-3996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mysql","tag-sql"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2bZZp-12s","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3996"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4098,"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions\/4098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/code.openark.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}